To the tune of “RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER:”
You know Lewis and Hoyer and Holcomb and Weeden,
Gradkowski and Dilfer and Wallace and Griffin.
But do you recall, the worst Cleveland QB of all?
Manziel the red faced QB,
Had a passer rating really low.
And if you ever saw him,
He was on his money phone.
All of the other teammates,
Used to beg and call his name.
They only wanted poor Johnny,
To please be ready for a game.
Then one rainy Cleveland day,
Haslam came to say:
“Manziel with your future so bright,
Get into rehab or else we’ll fight.”
That’s when Manziel dipped out,
As Cleveland shouted out with glee!
Manziel’s now gone forever,
And Kessler is a better QB!
Happy Holidays from everyone at the Cleveland Browns Desk and Pro Football Spot!!!