$2 WATER, TRY TO TOP THAT ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE COUNTRY.
Texas A&M announced yesterday that a 20-ouncer of bottled water is gonna sell for just $2 at all football games this fall. Amazing times we live in.
Bet Bear Bryant’s boys never imagined, back when they were scrabbling in the dust and gravel out in Junction, that you’d one day have to have paper money to rub together just to drink water at a football game, and that people would be celebrating the news.
But, hey. Can’t complain if something got cheaper, right? The big news here is that value combo pack. Available at select locations, mind you. Imagine: it’s early September at Kyle Field. You arrive early for that 6 p.m. kickoff in the absolute peak of late-summer temperatures.