Hell is inhabited by:
The Devil, a real piece of work that spent the better part of a half-century keeping urine troughs in the Carrier Dome.
People that made a deal with The Devil to keep urine troughs in the Carrier Dome.
Those that did not have the courage to speak out against urine troughs, instead complacently urinating into troughs like dirty animals without standing up against The Devil or people that made a deal with The Devil.
Every day that will pass after Syracuse fires its urine troughs into the sun, carried on a spaceship trailing urine dribble and stink behind it, will stand as a heroic victory for the Trough Resistance, pushing back on Hell after decades upon decades of Hell-in-Dome.


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