The School: The University of Missouri
Record: 5-5 (2-4 in the SEC). I’m not buying accepting Mizzou’s newfound competence just yet. Beat up on Tennessee and Florida all you want, that’s not gonna make me forget that you only scored three points against Purdue. And Purdue is basically just garbageville Vanderbilt, with more astronauts and fewer sad guitar players.
Ranking: Unranked in the AP Top 25 and the Coaches’ Polls. Jeff Sagarin has Missouri rated 50th in his rankings. Vandy’s entry has been replaced with an mp3 of angry dolphins murdering each other.
Mascot: A monument to the state’s lax exotic pet laws, the tiger.

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