You know what is cool? Dancing.
You know what’s even cooler than that? Having a kicker that can dance after he hits monster field goals.
My beautiful, bouncing, Brazilian, baby boy Rafael Gaglianone returns for his redshirt senior season, coming off his best year kicking the ol’ pigskin, and he is looking to dance all over the Big Ten like Fred God-damned Astaire.
The Badgers lose nobody from last year’s successful kicking units and, as everyone knows, you Punt To Win in the B1G. It’s why Iowa is always hanging banners in football. Please, as always, don’t fact check this post for accuracy, Mike and Jake.
[Editor’s note: Noted, Drew.


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